"Fightcade 1 was better" Insists Player Too Lazy to Get New ROMs

Earlier this week, cries of"Fightcade 1 was better!" could be heard ringing out through all of the HFTF discord as well as the Fightcade lobby itself and the discord. The reason? A random was too lazy to install the new, easily accessible ROMs.

Despite a very clear guide being made and found with no effort in just a few minutes with a google search, one man from Bismarck, North Dakota decided that that's too much effort and is now throwing a hissy fit about how this new Fightcade is "a strict downgrade" despite almost everyone using it saying it's been improved significantly.

"Really the only issue some people have is the slow down on cps3 games and a few issues with the UI, but they're working on the slow down problem and the UI is hardly a reason to boycott Fightcade, so it's beyond obvious that this guy is speaking out his ass here." said one regular of Fightcade, Stalyung. "I'd say that this is one of the best things to happen for RedGGPO but since jojoban.zip doesn't work there either I don't think he'll get that to work either."

Upon seeing the lazy man cry in outrage about needing to spend one minute to get new ROMs, other no-roles started to join in, crying out against the "poor design" of the new platform and more.

"I don't like it one bit. Why? Well, that's because Fightcade 1 remembered my password and I don't. Wait no I just remembered it. I still don't like it though, just don't ask me why." explained one person named BananaGiorno in the Fightcade discord server, as he is not actually in the HFTF server. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have this great picture of Dio sucking white blood out of someone that I need to dm to anyone that tries to help me with the caption 'cum.'"

"What do you mean Fightcade doesn't support Roblox? I want to play A Bizarre Day though!" exclaimed Joey Joestar, exasperated by the lack of his favorite game in Fightcade 2's incredibly long list of games. "How on earth am I supposed to be the best STW main in the world if I can't even play as the world!? Fightcade 2 sucks!"

When researching each player and their claims Tandem Cancel made a discovery that was shocking to absolutely nobody who noticed it. Almost every player who made an irrational argument against Fightcade 2 was found to be on WiFi the entire time, exposed by Fightcade 2's WiFi detector. If these players will grow a brain or any form of motivation any time soon remains to be seen, however, Tandem Cancel's experts say that the odds of that happening are roughly equal to the odds of them getting ethernet cables.