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Fightcade Lobby Undergoes Change as Pet Shop Mains Begin to Migrate South for Winter

  • Writer: Tandem Cancel
    Tandem Cancel
  • Aug 18, 2020
  • 2 min read

As the Autumn and Winter seasons approach, the petshop mains of Fightcade begin their annual tradition of migrating south to remain in warmer climates, leaving the lobby in awe.


"Nature is such a beautiful thing, and I think this is an excellent show of that." said a nature researcher with the tag BRC. "of course as magnificent as this is, it's not without downsides. By migrating south the pet shop mains of the world have now been moved to South American internet, so anyone in North America won't be able to play with them in a lagless environment like before. It's sad, but a necessary sacrifice. If the birds didn't migrate south their young would be easily claimed by the cold, and their numbers are low enough as-is. For the sake of the species we will have to put up with the BRRRRs and wait it out for now."


Unfortunately, the beauty of the migration was lost on some, and completely unnoticed by others.


"I didn't like them before, and now I have more reasons not to like them." commented KuroC++, a young joseph main. "Now not only will I get hit by an unblockable and die for it, but I'll have my hit rollback into said unblockable. I just think I'm going to duck every South American to be safe until Spring when they come back home."


"Wait we had Pet Shop mains? No way. I don't believe you. You're joking." was all Chaka main Old&Crispy had to say when asked for his thoughts on the annual migration.


Now, all that the people of Fightcade can do is try not to disrupt this natural cycle by allowing the pet shop mains to roam free in the southern hemisphere until they return this spring, hopefully with younglings to keep the population alive.

 
 
 

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