MARKET WATCH: Tandem Glove prices soar as Vanilla Ice players increase reps without hand pains

MARKET WATCH - Recently on the market observers were shocked by a meteoric rise in price for work gloves. This spike has been found to be linked to a recent boom in the popularity of Tandem Gloves, gloves meant to help a player perform large amounts of tandem repetition without the intense pain that would normally be caused by the mashing required.

We asked the Tandem Cancel Gorilla studies expert for his opinion on what exactly could have caused this sudden interest in Tandem Gloves.

"Well you see ever since Aleph Null posted his '2030 Vanilla Ice combo' video the primates have been in a frenzy looking to improve in any way to increase their chances of successfully finding a partner during mating season. A large amount of them must have come to the realization that more reps of fancier tandem styles like the Nao style or Maha tandems can be used as a show of dominance and are now trying to utilize these Tandem Gloves to gain a competitive edge."

While the viability of this ploy may not be 100% proven yet, it will be interesting to see just how much they can make an impact in august when the weeklies return and the Vanilla Ice mains enter heat once more.

More updates to come later.