New Player's Tier List Finally Revealed

After a long period of waiting with bated breath, the tier list everyone has been waiting for has been created. Made in a grueling 5 minutes by a Young Joseph main named "CrackerJack Volley", this tier list has every character in the game ranked from best to worst, especially the ones he neither plays nor even understands.

Tandem Cancel reached out for explanations for how each character was ranked within the list and was given a response truly more in-depth than anything any "experienced player" could give.

"Well obviously Pet Shop is banned, he is broken. Flying is way too strong for a fighting game. I can't even reach him! Dio is also in S+ tier because my friend Thomas always beats me, it's super unfair! S tier is filled with the annoying, super broken characters that aren't as strong as Dio or Pet Shop, as well as Jotaro because he's really cool."

"In B tier I put New Kakyoin because of his cool shades and weird dash that hurts me, and some strange man with a dancing duck for a profile picture is always talking about how much damage his combos do, so he must be great! I also have Vanilla Ice because his attacks do so much damage, Anubis Polnareff because of his big long slash attack that does so much damage and cuts the screen, and finally, I put in rubber soul because of his counter attack that always gets me."

"C tier has my main, Young Joseph, who can do a ton of damage with his super-strong unblockable red stone of Aja! Following him, we have Kakyoin, who I heard was really good but he doesn't have the dash that hurts so I think he's worse. And finally, I put Shadow Dio in the C tier because I did not know where to put him and I liked how the tier list looked with him in C tier."

"D tier has all the character that I don't know about, and if I don't know about them they must be bad. E tier has characters that I also don't understand but my friend Thomas says that they're bad so they get to be in D tier. Lastly, we have Khan tier, which is his own tier because Khan sucks!"

With community leaders and experienced players mouth's agape, most likely from sheer awe at how right CrackerJack Volley got his tier list, people are very hopeful for how this will impact the game and it's newly defined meta.