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Respected Player Revealed to Be Palmodder

  • Writer: Tandem Cancel
    Tandem Cancel
  • Jul 29, 2020
  • 2 min read

#palmodding - A respected Hol Horse player going by the moniker Hol is (not) OP has accidentally exposed himself as a palmodder. As he admitted when interrogated, the player admitted to being behind an alt named "Hubert Hueshifter."


This revelation has shocked many, including some of his closest friends.


"I feel betrayed." stated the man's friend and training partner Remiking. "I was wondering why he wasn't playing as often and... Now I see it... It was so obvious. If only I noticed I could have helped him..."


"It's like when they pull the mask off the villain in scooby doo but instead of the kooky janitor it's the guy you actually look up to and think is cool." said a fellow homo shiftien, DefinitelyNotBvoo, who deeply respected the player. "He was the gold standard for me, a real man's man that played the game and had no time for anything besides default rom. Now that I know he was Hubert I just... I don't know what to do. The guy's palmods are awful, like my 8 year old cousin can make a better color scheme than Hubert could. I... I think I need some time alone to think about this."


Now that Hol is (not) OP has been exposed as the man behind the no shading Joker Khan palmod people are beginning to put together why he was under performing in bracket, and in accordance with the secret rules, is no longer allowed in competition. The player will be undergoing rehab soon to recover and regain his former glory, however some fans are skeptical that he will ever recover now that he has "tasted the high of proper shading."


Tandem Cancel's reporters attempted to reach out to the player but at press time no responses have been given.

 
 
 

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