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Romhackers Confirm That They Work Better When Constantly Bothered

  • Writer: Tandem Cancel
    Tandem Cancel
  • Aug 11, 2020
  • 2 min read

Romhackers have finally confirmed what everyone was too afraid to ask when they told Tandem Cancel's reporters that they work better when they are constantly reminded of projects they have no good reason to work on.


"Oh yeah, nothing gets me as productive as a white name pinging me with a mugen sprite sheet," said StringOfNumbers, a known romhacker and Jotaro "main." "I just get filled with inspiration every time some no role demands I turn his butchered Vanilla Ice kars edit into a playable character. It's a rush of motivation like no other."


"Y'know that's actually the reason why HFTF Requiem was never finished. Not enough people pestered us so we were left to our own and well... I'm not saying that we're lazy but I have a sneaking suspicion some of us are goldfish with how long it takes for us to forget about a project." elaborated another romhacker, Barbra. "If we just had more new players asking us to nerf Hol we may just have finished it last year."


The best example every romhacker could come up with to prove this was the legendary romhack Jacket Dio, an exclusive romhack only available to a select few within the community such as Zarythe and Aleph Null. Having been pestered almost constantly about the rom it was not abandoned, although it remains too dangerous to release into the wilderness of Fightcade due to desync issues.


When asked if they ever get annoyed by constant pestering the romhackers interviewed by Tandem Cancel confirmed that it is incredibly annoying, despite its positive effect on productivity.


"It's beyond annoying, it makes me want to quit romhacking every time some Sdio role shoves an idea in my face because 9/10 times it sucks. I only stay because of that 1/10 chance that I'll see someone have an actually good idea like letting rubber soul have infinite beetles." explained romhacker SenTzu, who had just been pinged three times by a hol horse player who wasn't sure if they saw his mugen part 8 josuke sprites that he wanted to be in the game.


Sadly as nobody is currently bothering the romhackers they are all off doing other things like playing the game, which will continue until a white name with a good heart sets them on the right path by asking for a Jacket Dio rom.

 
 
 

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