Shocking! Palmodder Receives Harsh Judgements After Posting First Palmod
- Tandem Cancel
- Jul 10, 2020
- 1 min read

Houston, Texas - New player and palmodder Thunda+SplitAttack has posted his first palmod (pictured above) to the #palmodding channel of the JJBAHFTF server, only to be met with harsh backlash.
"They kept screaming about their eyes and something called... hueshifting? And they wouldn't stop posting a weird emote of a pink man's face. It was pretty scary truth be told."
The Tandem Cancel's on-the-scene reporter has inquired about what this bizarre action meant when he found a local palmodder.
"That guy? Yeah his palmod was shit. Not enough contrast, not hueshifted, honestly it hurt to look at so I hit him with the classic MajonglesGay. Absolutely destroyed the chump. heh."
Disheartened, Thunda+SplitAttack had this to say
"I don't think I want to go back there. I'm just going to stick to the Subreddit. they like my palmods there, and I get free karma!"
The on-the-scene reporter will continue to watch the daily lives of the palmodders in an attempt to understand their bizarre culture. More updates to come.
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