Tragic: Rubber Soul Player Forced to Block on Wakeup

McCall, Idaho - Tragedy struck today as a Rubber Soul main going by the alias "You Can (not) Understand" was forced to not press a button on wakeup.

"I kept trying everything I could!" exclaimed the victim "I used counter, I used backbreaker, I tried rolling, I even pressed 5a! Nothing worked!"

The player eventually realized he couldn't beat the meaty, and was shook by the realization that there were no other options beside blocking.

"It's scary man... I don't know how I'm supposed to win like this... I mean, blocking doesn't do damage, what can I even do?"

The Kakyoin player the victim was fighting, who has requested to remain anonymous, has commented on the situation.

"I don't get why he's so upset by this. It's just blocking. Everyone does it."

You Can (not) Understand will be undergoing therapy to recover from the trauma before the next Weekly, and the Kakyoin player may face charges for Personal Injury. More updates to come.