Ex Falchion Subscriber Insists on Using "Boingo Meta" Glitch, Says it "Opens Up More Options"

#Hoingo - A new player and Ex Falchion Subscriber has revealed his incompetence by stating that he is a frequent user of the Boingo Meta glitch, a keyboard-exclusive glitch where pressing opposing directions at the same time during Hol Horse and Boingo's S Bullet startup creates a clone of Boingo that has an active hitbox until a new boingo is created or until Hol's S Bullet is used once more.

The glitch is a well-known meme thanks to Ex Falchion's videos, however it is far from a practical application of Hoingo's S Bullet, as if you want the clone to remain a threat you are locked out of using S Bullet, Boingo's main zoning tool and greatest strength. This completely cripples the character and the situations where the Boingo clone actually becomes relevant are rare at best.

The subscriber (who will remain anonymous) who has decided the glitch is worth using in normal gameplay has attempted to defend his poor choice by saying it "opens up more options." Boingo main NotGoneYet has called the subscriber out on this claim, pointing out that the glitch does little more than limit you and lag the game, which the subscriber ignored. He then continued to give examples of times when it could come in handy to have a Boingo set on screen.

So far none of these examples have been practical in any form, and more often than not it is better to just not use the glitch. This has not stopped the subscriber from declaring that he will "show the nonbelievers the truth" at the upcoming AnimEVO, however most players who have fought the subscriber have serious doubts that they will show anyone anything beyond a spectacular 0-2 finish with this plan.

"He's so obsessed with getting the dumb glitch to work when he still has no idea how neutral works. I feel bad truth be told." was what his latest opponent, a Shadow Dio main by the name of DetEsiurc had to say. "It's almost funny how easy it is to just get around, assuming he isn't lagging the game with the clones."

When asked what he thought of the subscriber's claims, Chaka main rEalde laughed before promptly slamming his head into the nearest wall until he passed out, returning to the hospital he was recently discharged from.

Should the subscriber do as he claimed and use the glitch to the fullest the Tandem Cancel's reporters will write a follow-up article. More updates to follow.